Nothing runs like a Deere. This is not your father’s Oldsmobile. Think Different. You ever wonder if the copywriters who wrote this stuff ever wrote anything else, like poetry or short stories. Supposedly, we all have a novel going. Or screenplay. Lord knows I do.

So, let’s see what you’ve got. I want to read your best stuff. Maybe a lot of us do. You send it, I’ll publish it. I have only one rule: Stand behind your writing. We want to know who you are, where you work(ed) and, if possible, some of the accounts you work(ed) on and ads you’ve created. You can see ‘About Me’ in the above header. As for protocol: If you’re a novelist send one chapter. If it’s a script, then just a good part. And please, only one thing at a time.

Submissions should be sent to me at Steffan1@rcn.com

Lest we forget our beloved partners: Art directors, send The Rogue’s Gallery an image of your latest oil painting or photograph. You always said nobody reads copy anyway. So show us a picture.

Have at it. Let’s see what you can write, draw, photograph or paint when you’re not trying to sell something. Your audience awaits. The Rogue’s Gallery is officially open for business!